Wednesday, February 04, 2004
Top Ten Reasons to care about the Super Bowl
Breast
Janet Jackson's breast
TIVO to see Janet Jackson's Breast
Chicken Breast (white meat) comes now with Domino's Pizza. Remember when it was just pizza and that was enough?
The money you lost betting online
The money you will lose next year betting online
Next year it might be in California and the Lingere Bowl will be moved to Hollywood Park. That's okay, as long as you are able to gamble.
Chicks that show up for Super Bowl Parties (particularily Daddy's little girl types that show up for Super Bowl parties and end up passed out in gucamole dip after downing a fifth of Absolute)
Commercials to talk about at work with your co-workers in case they don't care for football
and the top reason:
If being reduced to a cultural demographic isn't American enough for you in an election year..then..well...I don't know what is.
Breast
Janet Jackson's breast
TIVO to see Janet Jackson's Breast
Chicken Breast (white meat) comes now with Domino's Pizza. Remember when it was just pizza and that was enough?
The money you lost betting online
The money you will lose next year betting online
Next year it might be in California and the Lingere Bowl will be moved to Hollywood Park. That's okay, as long as you are able to gamble.
Chicks that show up for Super Bowl Parties (particularily Daddy's little girl types that show up for Super Bowl parties and end up passed out in gucamole dip after downing a fifth of Absolute)
Commercials to talk about at work with your co-workers in case they don't care for football
and the top reason:
If being reduced to a cultural demographic isn't American enough for you in an election year..then..well...I don't know what is.
# posted by DH @ 9:12 PM 
