Sunday, February 27, 2005


Las Vegas...

"What happens in a limo-stretch Hummer, stays in a limo-stretch Hummer"

-Cash Frock-

Wednesday, February 23, 2005


A story about a Dog, A President, and a Rock Star..

President Bush and German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder insisted Wednesday that Iran not develop nuclear weapons, and the two discussed tactics on how to coax Tehran into giving up its nuclear ambitions.
Meanwhile, movie executives are currently discussing tactics to dissuade Dave Mathews from ever appearing in a movie again.

Monday, February 21, 2005


Hunter S. Thompson fades quiet into the Colorado night...

-Hunter S. Thompson-

"I went to one Derby party where two teenage girls were deliberately set on fire….. by drunken rich people who then hurled their bodies off a cliff above the Ohio River & laughed about it later. The girls' families were told by local authorities that their daughters had "run away with a gang of horse-gamblers from Turkey who loaded them up with gin and told them they were going to Hollywood to get famous."

Tuesday, February 15, 2005


Lunar Calendar Coincidences of 2005

Ash Wednesday and Chinese New Year were observed last Wednesday — the first of two calendar coincidences in 2005. As a gesture of good will to Catholic Chinese, the Los Angeles Archdiocese issued a statement saying that those who wish to celebrate Chinese New Year may perform their Ash Wednesday obligation of fasting on Saturday. To reciprocate the good will, the Chinese will hand over all pre-pubescent boys no questions asked.

The second calendar coincidence of 2005 occurs in Decemeber. Hanukkah will end on Christmas day. This allows Jews and Gentiles the opportunity from all over the world to make amends, come together in worship, and sit around the living room united to talk shit about those Muslims.

Thursday, February 10, 2005


Cash thows Mildred a Bone...


If there's one thing you should know about me it's this:

I often misspell the word "sincerly."

I'm lazy in the brain like that...

I tend to spell it:

"S I N C E R L Y"

The Correct spelling is:


According to the Webster's New World Dictionary the definition is:

Not feigned or affected; genuine: sincere indignation. Being without hypocrisy or pretense; true: a sincere friend. Archaic. Pure; unadulterated.

Can I be truly sincere if I consciously misspell the word "Sincerly"?

Damn I did it again…

I feel like a hypocrite.

Do you get my dilemma?

Today, Lucien Freud's nude portrait of Kate Moss sold for $7.29 million dollars.

North Korea says they have nuclear weapons.

I don't know what either really means...

Lost in a void called LA...


Thursday, February 03, 2005


COPS beats out 90 percent of all critically acclaimed TV Shows..

Buy some vinyl and call yourself ironic cause COPS can still kick ass.

For the last week of January 2005, COPS was watched by 7.29 million viewers according to Nielsen Media Research.

Take that you sophisticated "critics are raving about" cool kids of America!

Here is a list of TV shows COPS (AKA: The Keith Richards of Television) beat out in the Nielsen ratings and continues to beat out every single week.

Whose raving now critics?

• Scrubs
• Arrested Development
• Family Guy
• Smallville
• Bernie Mac
• Blue Collar TV
• Wife Swap
• Malcolm in the Middle

Ready to throw my plasma TV in the river...


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