Thursday, March 04, 2004
If you see no other movie
In a world where good is evil and evil is not what it seems. Where distant lands collide close to home, and heroes must decide down the hall your on the phone with the cable guy and he's really irritating. Well sometimes there comes a long a movie that's just that. But not this one. This movie is much better. If you see no other movie this year. Next year, or the year after that, or the year the Olympics are in. If you only watch Archie Bunker, if ou only settle into sleep after two Zanax and a shot of bourbon, if you are none and all of these things, then you'll love to pay $14.05 for a ticket to see this one. You'll pay double for the ticket. You will skip matinees. You are getting sleepy…sleeppy…If Al Quidea operatives descended on your home town of Gary Indiana and killed all the women and children and men for that matter. Except you. You still must see this movie. If you are accosted by Jews for Jesus, Jehovah witnesses, or other religious zealots, you must see this movie. If the girl at the coffee stand is cute, you must see this movie. If her name is Sarah and she spells it with an H..you must see no other.
In a world where good is evil and evil is not what it seems. Where distant lands collide close to home, and heroes must decide down the hall your on the phone with the cable guy and he's really irritating. Well sometimes there comes a long a movie that's just that. But not this one. This movie is much better. If you see no other movie this year. Next year, or the year after that, or the year the Olympics are in. If you only watch Archie Bunker, if ou only settle into sleep after two Zanax and a shot of bourbon, if you are none and all of these things, then you'll love to pay $14.05 for a ticket to see this one. You'll pay double for the ticket. You will skip matinees. You are getting sleepy…sleeppy…If Al Quidea operatives descended on your home town of Gary Indiana and killed all the women and children and men for that matter. Except you. You still must see this movie. If you are accosted by Jews for Jesus, Jehovah witnesses, or other religious zealots, you must see this movie. If the girl at the coffee stand is cute, you must see this movie. If her name is Sarah and she spells it with an H..you must see no other.
# posted by DH @ 7:50 PM 
