Monday, June 21, 2004
Top Ten reasons Snoop Dog is getting a divorce:
1. It's purely economic. Interest rate hikes expected in June 04 and despite Snoop's 90% consensus theory from the FOMC that the Bond market has priced in the interest rate increase, well, he got sick of the bitch lecturing him about being on the weed.
2. She refuses to have any more kids
3. She's sick of being referred to as Dog's Wife.
4. She had an affair with Post-Stroke Luther Vandros, and Snoop's heart has never been the same.
5. Being pulled over in the Hummer ever time she leaves the compound and stripped searched for weapons and drugs outside the AM/PM is no way for a wife to live.
6. Wives aren't good for Porno sales. (especially after the AIDS outbreak).
7. His wife found out he sleeps with other women.
8. Lil' Kim told her Snoop was having an affair as revenge. She never forgave him for that Camcorder stunt he pulled at Puffy's Hampton Party last year.
9. Just cuz it ain't' been done yet son.
10. What ever Richard Pryor does, Snoop now emulates. One Divorce down, two more to go.
1. It's purely economic. Interest rate hikes expected in June 04 and despite Snoop's 90% consensus theory from the FOMC that the Bond market has priced in the interest rate increase, well, he got sick of the bitch lecturing him about being on the weed.
2. She refuses to have any more kids
3. She's sick of being referred to as Dog's Wife.
4. She had an affair with Post-Stroke Luther Vandros, and Snoop's heart has never been the same.
5. Being pulled over in the Hummer ever time she leaves the compound and stripped searched for weapons and drugs outside the AM/PM is no way for a wife to live.
6. Wives aren't good for Porno sales. (especially after the AIDS outbreak).
7. His wife found out he sleeps with other women.
8. Lil' Kim told her Snoop was having an affair as revenge. She never forgave him for that Camcorder stunt he pulled at Puffy's Hampton Party last year.
9. Just cuz it ain't' been done yet son.
10. What ever Richard Pryor does, Snoop now emulates. One Divorce down, two more to go.
# posted by DH @ 10:13 PM 
