Saturday, July 17, 2004
This just in Connie,
Chemicals in the brain ultimatley killed Freud!
A giant Harvard Medical Journal was being questioned at the 23rd precinct police station. Police are still looking for the main accomplise: PILL DUDE. PILL DUDE is known to stimulate brain recepters, decrease high blood pressure, relieve anxiety and keep random people on the streets of Brooklyn from killing family members. PILL DUDE is being hailed a hero in the Village Voice and a greedy vagrant in the Wall Street Journal.
An entire island of inhabitants still depend on Freud to rescue them from themselves. What they have discovered as of late is that those choosen to vessle Freud are charging way to much money. The "best practices" cost has steadily declined steadily (or was always the case) for years.
"But this is denial," says the Wall Street Journal, "Freud wouldn't be able to stand up straight. And if he did, he would be cured. What's the point of that? PILL DUDE will be hunted down."
But these are just hollow words from a government organization which is required to pick and choose its corporte enemies through the SEC. Phizer Corporation and Eli Lilly aren't about to devuldge the whereabouts of PILL DUDE. They are claiming it's their goddamn right. In the meantime, all that stands between Freud and the all drug olympics of the mind is a dusty Harvard Medical Journal, currently being thumbed and prodded at the Canal Street Precinct. "Books usually don't talk, so PILL DUDE should remain at large," Office Grumbles stated as of last night.
Back to you Connie...
Chemicals in the brain ultimatley killed Freud!
A giant Harvard Medical Journal was being questioned at the 23rd precinct police station. Police are still looking for the main accomplise: PILL DUDE. PILL DUDE is known to stimulate brain recepters, decrease high blood pressure, relieve anxiety and keep random people on the streets of Brooklyn from killing family members. PILL DUDE is being hailed a hero in the Village Voice and a greedy vagrant in the Wall Street Journal.
An entire island of inhabitants still depend on Freud to rescue them from themselves. What they have discovered as of late is that those choosen to vessle Freud are charging way to much money. The "best practices" cost has steadily declined steadily (or was always the case) for years.
"But this is denial," says the Wall Street Journal, "Freud wouldn't be able to stand up straight. And if he did, he would be cured. What's the point of that? PILL DUDE will be hunted down."
But these are just hollow words from a government organization which is required to pick and choose its corporte enemies through the SEC. Phizer Corporation and Eli Lilly aren't about to devuldge the whereabouts of PILL DUDE. They are claiming it's their goddamn right. In the meantime, all that stands between Freud and the all drug olympics of the mind is a dusty Harvard Medical Journal, currently being thumbed and prodded at the Canal Street Precinct. "Books usually don't talk, so PILL DUDE should remain at large," Office Grumbles stated as of last night.
Back to you Connie...
# posted by DH @ 9:10 AM 
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I knew that Jung freaked out Freud. I assumed Freudians found that as quaint as I did. But no, they are also freaked out by Jung. They are a little put off by some of his dilettante followers in the same way that whereas Joseph Campbell was a badass, there are a lot of really annoying people out there "following their bliss." Anyhoo, I am undeterred. Campbell was a badass and Jung was the swingingest dick in the Navy. Freud was a coke whore and no fun at parties.
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