Wednesday, August 25, 2004
There are cars, and there is Bin Laden's Driver...
The United States convened its first war crimes tribunal since World War II on Tuesday and formally charged a Yemeni, described as Osama bin Laden's driver, with conspiracy to commit murder and terrorist acts as a member of Al Qaeda.
Volkswagen, off the radar since Hitler's VW campaign, has hired a lawyer to represent the driver in return for a 5-year contract for Passat commercials. Spokesperson for Volkswagen went on to say,
Volkswagen, off the radar since Hitler's VW campaign, has hired a lawyer to represent the driver in return for a 5-year contract for Passat commercials. Spokesperson for Volkswagen went on to say,
"We haven't had anyone represent VW that might be a threat to the United States since Hitler. Yeah, I mean you'll find the VW bug in Cuba but the cold war's over man. People have moved on. Signing Bin Laden's driver to Volkswagen will solidify us a serious threat to the car image industry.
The message of the commercial, "There are cars and then there is Bin Laden's driver" will kick off the campaign in Fall 2004.
A VW representative went on to add, "However, we also wanted to point out that our trendy Passat isn't just the top choice of metro-sexuals and Blonde girls named Page. We're also a vehicle that Bin Laden's driver can depend on while driving across the Sudan and hiding from the entire planet."
The message of the commercial, "There are cars and then there is Bin Laden's driver" will kick off the campaign in Fall 2004.
A VW representative went on to add, "However, we also wanted to point out that our trendy Passat isn't just the top choice of metro-sexuals and Blonde girls named Page. We're also a vehicle that Bin Laden's driver can depend on while driving across the Sudan and hiding from the entire planet."
# posted by DH @ 6:22 AM 
