Saturday, August 07, 2004

 
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Fake an American Beheadings on the Internet!

This just in..

Paris Hilton and Sister's house got robbed. Among the missing items: A laptop. Last week it was reported that Paris had bruises on her arm and now this? Where's Superman when you need him?

In other news...

Rick James died of natural causes at 56 in his home. Natural causes as defined by Rick James' doctor consist of slower breathing, going peaceful into the gentle night and smoking crack off silicon breast for breakfast every day for twenty years.

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