Wednesday, September 15, 2004
Hurricane Ivan will be kissing the Mississippi River tonight....
Had to make note with the third hurricane in three weeks on the way.
Alabama, Florida, and Mississippi are hardest hit as the Mississippi River kisses lips with hurricane Ivan at its banks. The Mississippi could flow in reverse as tornadoes colliding off the eye of the storm into a total apocalyptic Haiti scenario. Back in early September and late August respectively, Hurricanes tried to shake the nations consciousness. But this time it's not just Florida. Though my blood runs thick into Tallahassee and Appalachicola, slightly West of Jeb's state seems to be feeling the brunt of this one.
The Southern romanticized hurricane death parties blare to a red southern culture still suffocated from the Jimmy Carter era, but The radio and national T.V. continue to get the natural disaster story wrong.
The coverage tries to emulate the "fateful" disasters of 9-11 as election season runs in tandem. The candidates cross their fingers and attempt to beat each other till death a victor is won. If I was a gambling man (and I'm really not) the hurricane has got to play favorite to Bush. If voter machines don't get fixed on account of a national disaster, it would just be "meant to be."
And this is not the last tactic up the Republicans sleeve.
Bin Laden has been hiding in Tucson Arizona in a minimal security facility, keeping an open bar tab on Sunday nights at the colorful Hacienda Hotel. He will be getting the call from his new American "cell" shortly to appear "captured" by American forces in Casablanca. If the Republicans don't have Reagan anymore at least they can create an American Hollywood capture story.
And though we haven't seen it yet, don't count out cloning in election 2008 if Republican dream team McCaine and Guliani have anything to do with it. Contrary to NPR belief, Hillary and the Democrats will be the first to introduce cloning to the Democratic agenda. Stem cell research will seem like a volcano baking soda experiment, financed by GE, in a pledge to wipe out the national debt.
The hurricane festivities have begun and we will never see a reality show come close to the parties that are being held right now on the sacred dirts of Biloxi Mississippi and Tescumbia Alabama.
Real life can't be cloned.
Had to make note with the third hurricane in three weeks on the way.
Alabama, Florida, and Mississippi are hardest hit as the Mississippi River kisses lips with hurricane Ivan at its banks. The Mississippi could flow in reverse as tornadoes colliding off the eye of the storm into a total apocalyptic Haiti scenario. Back in early September and late August respectively, Hurricanes tried to shake the nations consciousness. But this time it's not just Florida. Though my blood runs thick into Tallahassee and Appalachicola, slightly West of Jeb's state seems to be feeling the brunt of this one.
The Southern romanticized hurricane death parties blare to a red southern culture still suffocated from the Jimmy Carter era, but The radio and national T.V. continue to get the natural disaster story wrong.
The coverage tries to emulate the "fateful" disasters of 9-11 as election season runs in tandem. The candidates cross their fingers and attempt to beat each other till death a victor is won. If I was a gambling man (and I'm really not) the hurricane has got to play favorite to Bush. If voter machines don't get fixed on account of a national disaster, it would just be "meant to be."
And this is not the last tactic up the Republicans sleeve.
Bin Laden has been hiding in Tucson Arizona in a minimal security facility, keeping an open bar tab on Sunday nights at the colorful Hacienda Hotel. He will be getting the call from his new American "cell" shortly to appear "captured" by American forces in Casablanca. If the Republicans don't have Reagan anymore at least they can create an American Hollywood capture story.
And though we haven't seen it yet, don't count out cloning in election 2008 if Republican dream team McCaine and Guliani have anything to do with it. Contrary to NPR belief, Hillary and the Democrats will be the first to introduce cloning to the Democratic agenda. Stem cell research will seem like a volcano baking soda experiment, financed by GE, in a pledge to wipe out the national debt.
The hurricane festivities have begun and we will never see a reality show come close to the parties that are being held right now on the sacred dirts of Biloxi Mississippi and Tescumbia Alabama.
Real life can't be cloned.
# posted by DH @ 10:53 PM 
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Negative, Bin Laden hooked up to dialysis machine in basement of Bethesda Naval Hospital. Will be brought center stage in presidential "debate" and unplugged. After he drops dead, he will be returned to royal family of saud with a thank you note and pound of starbucks espresso blend.
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