Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Least..I still gots da Hummer...

Lauri Moshkowitz wasn’t set on leaving her husband even after she discovered he had been sleeping with their 65-year-old Panamanian housekeeper. However, after three months of weekly Pilates support group sessions, Lauri mustered enough courage to take the house, the 401K nest egg and the family’s TIVO.

Unfortunately, Dan Moshkowitz was drinking buddies with the family attorney, allowing him to secure both the leased Hummer and their 13 year old son Andre. Andre, fed up with the internal divorce war, vandalized the family’s Hummer, placing blame on a new radical environmental organization he had joined at school.

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