Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Top ten reasons I hate 9-11 "Patriots Day" (2 days later)
1. Everyone has a story
2. Anger is only an option if you're a redneck
3. It has nothing to do with being a Patriot. The Patriots are just a football team in New England
4. I can't live in denial
5. I can't live in Paris
6. I can't go to the Sudan, Israel or Kuwait
7. Commemorative coins in the back of magazines
8. Flags. American Ones.
9. The word hero
10. It's an unofficial official holiday. I predict in two years there will be a 9-11 going out of business sale, a 9-11 blowout mattress sale and a midnight madness shop til you drop.

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