Monday, October 18, 2004
Reporting straight out of Baton Rouge..
Mildred,
Artist and me just got back from two weeks in Baton Rouge.
Traffic last night at LAX was hell.
On a positive note, Dog racing continues to thrive as THE lunatic-driven cash machine. Riverboat casinos have been effectively put to shame.
Going against our instincts, Tuesday evening we tested lady luck at the roulette wheel and ended up in a skirmish with a rough "80's Night" lesbian crowd that only drank Lowenbrau in bottles. I don’t really want to go into it, but long story short: Caribbean Stud truly is over rated. Don’t say I didn’t tell you so.
The only bad news to report is the large influx of illegal Canadians who continue to give Dog Tracks it’s questionable reputation. I’ve gotten the local FBI on the problem and will keep you posted in the coming months. Hopefully our little “Canadian problem” will swelter like the sorry excuse for bacon they continue to try and pawn off to their Southern neighbors.
Hope the weekend treated you well. Did you end up hiring Bruno or was Lacy good enough to get the job done?
Sincerely,
Rex..
Mildred,
Artist and me just got back from two weeks in Baton Rouge.
Traffic last night at LAX was hell.
On a positive note, Dog racing continues to thrive as THE lunatic-driven cash machine. Riverboat casinos have been effectively put to shame.
Going against our instincts, Tuesday evening we tested lady luck at the roulette wheel and ended up in a skirmish with a rough "80's Night" lesbian crowd that only drank Lowenbrau in bottles. I don’t really want to go into it, but long story short: Caribbean Stud truly is over rated. Don’t say I didn’t tell you so.
The only bad news to report is the large influx of illegal Canadians who continue to give Dog Tracks it’s questionable reputation. I’ve gotten the local FBI on the problem and will keep you posted in the coming months. Hopefully our little “Canadian problem” will swelter like the sorry excuse for bacon they continue to try and pawn off to their Southern neighbors.
Hope the weekend treated you well. Did you end up hiring Bruno or was Lacy good enough to get the job done?
Sincerely,
Rex..
# posted by DH @ 11:36 AM 
