Monday, December 13, 2004
Mildred debunks the accusations of Cash Frock..
Rex,
I don't know what you've heard from Cash, but I want to make it perfectly clear:
I did not poison Arafat!
As a woman, it's nearly impossible to get past Arafat's bodyguards and advisors. Poison man had no problem and from the intelligence I have gathered, has switched locations once again. If anything, I failed to save him. For that I am still drinking.
On a positive note, last week I saved Miss USA from a poisoned dish of dim sum fried shrimp. Though Poison Man had no problem "passing" as a Chinese Communist Beauty Pageant official here in Sanya, Miss USA is still alive. (did I mention she got third place?) Unfortunately, I couldn't capture the Poison Man bastard. My orders were only "preventative."
I'm sad after reading the London Times this morning about what happened in Columbus, Ohio during the Damageplan concert. I can say that Poison Man prompted the killing spree. But that's all I can reveal at this point. I fear he's still in the U.S. and coming your way. Though he's due a trip to Culver City, Poison Man hasn't been West of the Mississippi since the Tupac shooting in Vegas.
Other sources indicate he's headed for Croatia. I have my doubts...
I'll give you more intelligence once I clear it with the boss. Because of what transpired I might make a quick stay of it in Sanya and join you before the New Year.
Promise this my dear Rex - We stay at the Forama Hotel at least one night?
Counting the days,
Mildred.,
I don't know what you've heard from Cash, but I want to make it perfectly clear:
I did not poison Arafat!
As a woman, it's nearly impossible to get past Arafat's bodyguards and advisors. Poison man had no problem and from the intelligence I have gathered, has switched locations once again. If anything, I failed to save him. For that I am still drinking.
On a positive note, last week I saved Miss USA from a poisoned dish of dim sum fried shrimp. Though Poison Man had no problem "passing" as a Chinese Communist Beauty Pageant official here in Sanya, Miss USA is still alive. (did I mention she got third place?) Unfortunately, I couldn't capture the Poison Man bastard. My orders were only "preventative."
I'm sad after reading the London Times this morning about what happened in Columbus, Ohio during the Damageplan concert. I can say that Poison Man prompted the killing spree. But that's all I can reveal at this point. I fear he's still in the U.S. and coming your way. Though he's due a trip to Culver City, Poison Man hasn't been West of the Mississippi since the Tupac shooting in Vegas.
Other sources indicate he's headed for Croatia. I have my doubts...
I'll give you more intelligence once I clear it with the boss. Because of what transpired I might make a quick stay of it in Sanya and join you before the New Year.
Promise this my dear Rex - We stay at the Forama Hotel at least one night?
Counting the days,
Mildred.,
# posted by DH @ 6:35 AM 
