Tuesday, January 04, 2005
Cash Frock's 12 bizarre things about Louisville over the Holidays..
• An over-served lame and skinny twerp from Okalona sucker punches for Jesus while holding a cylinder of pool cues
• Two for One lap dances at De Ja Vu every time a touch down is scored during Monday night Football
• Stocking Stuffers specifically. Stocking Stuffers in general. (Regardless they are ideal for the holidays. I got a new microwave oven on lay-away from Circuit City and was told by the clerk that it would make a great stocking stuffer)
• Party Favors at the Executive West Airport Hotel with 60's cover band - Sumatra
• Party Favors at the Executive East Airport Hotel with Three Dog Night Cover Band - Caribu
• At home around the fire on New Year's Eve but fully equiped with enough liquor to drown a Tsunami, Southern Bleach-blonde, fake boobed yet still padded thirty-somethings sit around listening to celebrities wish Dick Clark a speedy recovery while playing strip poker.
• The Football Coach's last name is Petrino. The Basketball Coach's last name is Patino. Coincidence? Tune in to "Terry Minors the conspiracy theorist" at Midnight each night on 84 WHAS to explain
• The word: Kentuckiana
• 150,000 dead in Asia. Top local news story? "Does Petrino leave for LSU?" Second story: "Weather Watch 2004." Third story: "Tsunami and its effect on Kentuckiana"
• The phrase, "So what you doing for Thunder this year?"
• The phrase, "what did you do for Thunder last year?"
• Two for One lap dances at De Ja Vu every time a touch down is scored during Monday night Football
• Stocking Stuffers specifically. Stocking Stuffers in general. (Regardless they are ideal for the holidays. I got a new microwave oven on lay-away from Circuit City and was told by the clerk that it would make a great stocking stuffer)
• Party Favors at the Executive West Airport Hotel with 60's cover band - Sumatra
• Party Favors at the Executive East Airport Hotel with Three Dog Night Cover Band - Caribu
• At home around the fire on New Year's Eve but fully equiped with enough liquor to drown a Tsunami, Southern Bleach-blonde, fake boobed yet still padded thirty-somethings sit around listening to celebrities wish Dick Clark a speedy recovery while playing strip poker.
• The Football Coach's last name is Petrino. The Basketball Coach's last name is Patino. Coincidence? Tune in to "Terry Minors the conspiracy theorist" at Midnight each night on 84 WHAS to explain
• The word: Kentuckiana
• 150,000 dead in Asia. Top local news story? "Does Petrino leave for LSU?" Second story: "Weather Watch 2004." Third story: "Tsunami and its effect on Kentuckiana"
• The phrase, "So what you doing for Thunder this year?"
• The phrase, "what did you do for Thunder last year?"
# posted by DH @ 6:35 AM 
