Tuesday, May 17, 2005
CDC Expert sees no near term solution to global Capri Pants outbreak
A study released by the Center for Disease Control (CDC) today warns that the outbreak of Capri Pants has reached epidemic proportions.
Indeed, the societal domination of capri pants has reached oppressive levels. Capris, and their insidious relatives clam diggers, now comprise 98.5 percent of the women's trouser market. In nearly every mall from Beverly Hills to Tuscumbia Alabama, shoppers are blinded by the glare of bare mannequin ankles and are left to wonder, “when will the madness stop?”
Expert, Cash Frock from the CDC says there is no end in sight. “We will continue to seek out this perversity disguised as fashion until the countries of the world are willing to stand up and declare that this is a real problem, effecting all of us.”
For those unaware of what Capri pants look like…
http://www.pacificfashioners.com/women/pants/capri.jpg
Indeed, the societal domination of capri pants has reached oppressive levels. Capris, and their insidious relatives clam diggers, now comprise 98.5 percent of the women's trouser market. In nearly every mall from Beverly Hills to Tuscumbia Alabama, shoppers are blinded by the glare of bare mannequin ankles and are left to wonder, “when will the madness stop?”
Expert, Cash Frock from the CDC says there is no end in sight. “We will continue to seek out this perversity disguised as fashion until the countries of the world are willing to stand up and declare that this is a real problem, effecting all of us.”
For those unaware of what Capri pants look like…
http://www.pacificfashioners.com/women/pants/capri.jpg
# posted by DH @ 10:01 AM 
