Friday, May 13, 2005

 

Indiana man who made up Space Shuttle Jokes is finally apprehended and brought to justice…

On January 28, 1986 America was shocked by the destruction of the space shuttle Challenger, and the death of its seven-crew members. Nearly two decades after this national tragedy, FBI agents have finally apprehended the individual connected in disseminating space shuttle jokes to the general public.

Cash Frock was appended in a New Albany, Indiana court room today after a FBI sting raid led to the discover of countless dairy entries made by the accused on the day of the tragedy. Experts anticipate the introduction of additional evidence next week, which will show phone records, and thousands of letters mailed all over the world by the joke culprit.

Frock is currently out on $1,000,000 bail and is expected back in court next week. More details to follow.

Among the jokes FBI confiscated from Frock’s shabby one bedroom apartment (which rest atop a furniture showroom in downtown New Albany, Indiana) include:

Q: Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue eyed?
A: One blew left and one blew right.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words?
A: "What's this button do?"
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband?
A: "You feed the kids - I'll feed the fish."
Q: What was the Shuttle's last transmission?
A: "I said BUD LITE!"
Q: What does NASA stand for?
A1: Need Another Seven Astronauts
Q: Did you know that NASA has a new space drink?
A: Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't
get 7-UP.
Q: What do Playtex tampon users and Christa McAuliffe have in common?
A: They both should have stayed on the pad.
Q: What does a sea lion, the space shuttle and Tylenol have in common?
A: They're all looking for a tight seal.
Q: How many people will fit in a Florida Volkswagen?
A: Four in the seats and seven in the ashtray.
Q: On future shuttle missions, why will one of the astronauts have to
be a naval officer?
A: So when they decide to use it as an experimental submarine, they'll
have a rated officer onboard.
Q: What do Christa McAuliffe and Donna Rice have in common.
A: They both went down on the challenger.
Q: Did you hear that they are sending up another teacher on the next
shuttle mission?
A: She's going to be a substitute.

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