Tuesday, May 31, 2005
The Plural of Paris is Pari…
Hotel heiress Paris Hilton is engaged to her boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis, her spokesman said Monday. Like all great matches made in heaven, this was love at first site.
The couple literally collided at 3AM in a Milan nightclub after a rather dull evening of low grade cocaine and under appreciated champagne. According to Mickey Rourke who was carrying on with the men's attendant over mouth wash and Jack Dempsey, "Latsis was coming out of the men's bathroom stall, while Hilton was coming in." After their heads collided, both looked up and whimpered, "Hey I'm Paris, you have any more coke?" Suddenly, both smitten love birds cried out simultaneously, "Jinx buy me a coke!"
From this snapshot moment in time, both Paris Latsis and Paris Hilton knew it was true love. And the rest they say, is history…
The couple literally collided at 3AM in a Milan nightclub after a rather dull evening of low grade cocaine and under appreciated champagne. According to Mickey Rourke who was carrying on with the men's attendant over mouth wash and Jack Dempsey, "Latsis was coming out of the men's bathroom stall, while Hilton was coming in." After their heads collided, both looked up and whimpered, "Hey I'm Paris, you have any more coke?" Suddenly, both smitten love birds cried out simultaneously, "Jinx buy me a coke!"
From this snapshot moment in time, both Paris Latsis and Paris Hilton knew it was true love. And the rest they say, is history…
# posted by DH @ 6:40 AM 
