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Cash,

Muktar Said Ibraihim? What a lump. I can't forget that doughy dope face. Ibrahim was staying at the Hyatt in Bali this past May scooping out potential targets. He got nervous and left town within a day or so. He used the name "Larry" and told my sources he was a car collector venture capitalist from Los Angeles. He stayed in Bali just long enough to get an over priced hooker from the hotel, gorge on Ben and Jerry's ice-cream (our records indicate he bought nearly 3 gallons) and lose his cell phone. What kind of terrorist dope loses his cell phone?

Yasin Hassan Omar, though bearing an uncanny resemblance to Koby Bryant, is about as far removed from celebrity athletics as you can get. We tracked him down at a monster truck show in Tacoma seven months ago. His mission was to blow up the second biggest wood structure in the United States (The Tacoma Dome), but got jumpy with all the loud noise.

The guy in the New York Sweatshirt was known to frequent a House of Blues in Tampa. The wait staff all hated him. Mindy the bartender said he would hold the bar hostage with his boring "New York is so great" stories until people would run for the door screaming. My friend Sal who runs the sound system told me he wouldn't shut up about how great New York was. "If he likes it so much, why the fuck is he here?" I have no freakin idea why he was in Tampa. He was able to convince the House of Blues somehow that HE worked for the FBI. Go bite on that one.

Hang in there Cash, I know you are busy. If I can do anything just let me know.

Love,
Mildred.