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Mildred,
I decided to head down to New Orleans to check on an old friend while Hurricane Katrina is in full bloom. The Superdome is looking a little weathered, but otherwise all is well.

Aside from a few restless natives reminiscent of those freaks I had to deal with in Gaza Strip last week, everything is remarkable calm.

The annoying part (no surprise here) is the media. Everyone from Al-Jazerra to WAVE-TV 3 Louisville has pretty much taken over the Quarter, thinking it's their own personal Disneyland.

I'm staying at an old friend's house tonight in the Garden District while trying my best to stay away from the vermin that spin Katrina like it's their own personal apocalypse.

The journalist indeed are the worst. They all want the same thing - freedom of the freakin' press - so they can sell more Andy Rodick Lexus Ads and put another Pulitzer under their belt.

Next thing you know they're going to want there own grammy awards..

Stay dry,

Cash