Thursday, October 20, 2005

 

A depressed economy in need of Prozac, Cash offers a viable alternative...


All indicators point to the following:
1. The Fed will continue to raise interest rates
2. Wage growth is at historical lows
3. Personal debt levels are at record highs
4. Gas prices continue to tread in record territory
5. Home heating costs continue to climb
6. Starting in 2006, federal law will require minimums to go up on credit cards.

What does all this mean?

Essentially consumer spending (71% of GDP growth) will disappear quicker than the heroin stash in Pete Doherty's guitar case. The only Companies expected to benefit from this economic shit-storm in the next 14 to 18 months are liquor companies and bible salesmen.

What can YOU do to quell this economic Armageddon?

More frequent than the Olympics and less common than Thanksgiving - Starting December 25, 2005 Christmas will be celebrated once ever three years.

You heard me Carmen. Pedro ain't getting crap for Christmas this year.

Any takers, I can be reached at the Cathedral City titty bar behind Wal-Mart

Cash Frock..

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