Tuesday, November 29, 2005

 

The Internet Saves New Orleans ...


Dear New Orleans,

Congrats on Launching a Free Wireless System to Lure People Back into the Big Easy. Addressing the city’s fundamental needs is crucial in any reconstruction and you have honed in on one of it's most crucial priorities. There’s nothing the displaced people of New Orleans need more than access to the Internet. Food and Shelter are for lazy people.

In the same spirit, I’ve decided to invite all my fanatical USC and UCLA college football fans over to the house this Saturday afternoon to watch a Murder She Wrote TV Marathon on PAX. Should prove fruitful.
Warmest Regards,
Cash Frock

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