Monday, December 12, 2005

 

All because of Tookie…



Monday, December 13, 2005 - 12:11 AM (EST)
Cornel West opens the door to his Princeton Office...

12:15 AM
West cracks open a bottle of Scotch...

1:30AM
West lights a blunt he scored from a grad student working at a Trenton health clinic...

3:01 AM
Tookie Williams is executed. West falls to the ground and finds God...

3:15AM
Maureen Dowd calls and start's bitchin' about the lackluster sales on her new book. The whole things ends in a bitter screaming match...

3:30 AM
Cornel West stumbles to his leased Lexus and drives 3 miles home to his condo.

3:33AM
West arrives home and makes sure to take some tylenol...

3:35AM
Cornel turns out the light and thinks to himself:

"Tomorrow's Black History class is gonna suck. Then I got Camus at Noon…"

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