Monday, December 12, 2005
All because of Tookie…
Monday, December 13, 2005 - 12:11 AM (EST)
Cornel West opens the door to his Princeton Office...
12:15 AM
West cracks open a bottle of Scotch...
1:30AM
West lights a blunt he scored from a grad student working at a Trenton health clinic...
3:01 AM
Tookie Williams is executed. West falls to the ground and finds God...
3:15AM
Maureen Dowd calls and start's bitchin' about the lackluster sales on her new book. The whole things ends in a bitter screaming match...
3:30 AM
Cornel West stumbles to his leased Lexus and drives 3 miles home to his condo.
3:33AM
West arrives home and makes sure to take some tylenol...
3:35AM
Cornel turns out the light and thinks to himself:
"Tomorrow's Black History class is gonna suck. Then I got Camus at Noon…"