Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Last day on the job...
After cleaning out his desk and erasing suspect emails, Alan Greenspan was determined to finished up one last piece of lingering business that has long left the experts stumped.
At 9:00 AM, Mr. Greenspan announced a new market value methodology geared specifically for real estate investment in Los Angeles County. To the applause of Wall Street analyst everywhere, Mr. Greenspan proposed,
"The value of Los Angeles County residential properties is proportionate to the number of Pilate studios less the number of Tai Massage Parlors in a three mile radius..."
# posted by DH @ 6:45 AM 
