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Mr. Bono,

Ya got another 8 freakin grammies for an album that's been out since 2004...

That's 20 grammies in total...

and...

There hasn't been such gridlock in downtown LA since you made that ripoff Beatles video for, "Streets have no name.."

So sit down...

Give someone else a shot...

Run for president of a small country...

Save children from starving...

Develop more efficient solar energy alternatives...

Or...

Just be a rock star and leave the grammy on the podium next time.

Cash Frock