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I knew this dude from Greenpoint named Rafe McLaughlin who lived in a five story walk-up overlooking the East River. Rafe used to moonlight for both the Daily News and the New York Post, playing the acting role of the "really upset stock broker."

The business editors from both the papers couldn't get enough of him. For some reason Rafe's talent for looking completely defeated by the stock market sold papers.

After showing off his disgruntled and defeated mug for the photographers, Rafe usually could be found at the Tribecca Bar and Grill, nursing Vodka and Tonics with editors from the Daily News.