Friday, March 02, 2007


And the nominees are...

Stocks had their worst day of trading since the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks Tuesday, hurtling the Dow Jones industrials down more than 400 points on a worldwide tide of concern that the U.S. and Chinese economies are stumbling and that share prices have become overinflated. What does this mean for the economy?

Absolutely nothing!

Regardless, here are the top 5 nominees for best distressed trader from Tuesday's debacle.

Nominee #1:
"Head down. Eyes covered... Works every time"

Nominee #2

"Gettin' on the horn"

Nominee #3

"Migraine while commodities fall in undetermined third world country"

Nominee #4
"If I look up at the screen long enough people will think I'm actually doing work..."
Nominee #5
"Smoking and talking on a phone while markets plummet"

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